/* TEAM */
    Maintained by: Mycal (Mike Johnson)
    AnchorID: https://anchorid.net/resolve/4ff7ed97-b78f-4ae6-9011-5af714ee241c
    Twitter: https://x.com/mycal_1
    GitHub: https://github.com/lowerpower
    From: Petaluma, California

/* SITE */
    Last updated: 2026-01-25
    Standards: HTML5, CSS3, JSON-LD, Schema.org
    Components: Cloudflare Workers, KV Storage
    Philosophy: Attribution as Infrastructure.
    Software: Deliberately boring. Built to last.